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Ebony | They/Them | 20s
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Here to drop off Cryptic Comments, but the short and long of it is that this blog follows the paradox of tolerance: You are welcome so long as you remember that having an asshole doesn’t mean you have to be one.
This puts the hotdog not in the sandwich category, but in the taco area.
So deep dish pizza is a warm salad in a bread bowl :)
I probably can’t do them all, but I’d love to draw a series of Marvel PSAs with the tagline, “Vaccinate your f***ing kids,” that go kind of like this:
Natasha: Assassinate preventable disease
Thor: Only the worthy battle such devious foes
Clint: The best shots are right on time
Cap: Every vaccine is a shield in your best guy’s hand
Tony: This is why Ironman’s invincible
T’Challa: A True King protects his people
Bruce: Help Hulk smash germs!
And then there’d be this guy
Bucky: IT’S NOT MIND CONTROL, ASSHOLE
I might do some of these but, if y’all can think of any others or want to draw these yourself, go for it and tag me!
I love the ambiguity of the term ‘WIP’. Is it a project in it’s third draft? A final draft being queried? An idea I came up with six months ago and haven’t written anything about yet? You don’t know. Nobody knows.
Least of all the author
The best part about this being an uncaptioned picture is it is simultaneously “We know, but hey!” and also “there is an AUTHOR loose in a word processor”
There’s an AUTHOR loose in a word processor!
Nobody knows what the author’s gonna do, least of all the author.
When there’s an author loose in a word processor, ya gotta stay updated, so all day long you refresh AO3 going, “what’d the author do today?” The updates aren’t bad, sometimes they’re just odd. It’ll be like, “the author uploaded a 50k one shot they wrote in one night?” I didn’t know people who slept could do that.
There are quiet days where people are like, “it seems like the author has gone to bed and taken some time for self care,” and then ten seconds later the author is like, “I’M GONNA POST EVERY WIP I CAME UP WITH IN THE LAST FOUR MONTHS. I’VE GOT INSOMNIA AND WRITER’S BLOCK, I’M AN AUTHOR!” That’s what I thought you’d say you fucking brilliant author! ❤️😭❤️
i feel like Merlin would be like. beloved by everyone in modern days.
do the ratty pack of teens that adopted him know that he’s an immortal sorcerer that loved King Arthur? no.
do they know that he’s a wacky old man that gives them nonsensical life advice and lets them hang out in his massive library? YES.
no one in town knows how old he is and they’re constantly trying to figure it out. their most popular theory is that he’s an ageless vampire.
sometimes Merlin’s “grandson” visits. his grandson looks exactly like him (but younger), talks exactly like him, has the same name as him, and is never seen in the same place as him. it’s literally just Merlin when his spell wears off.
the kids always make jokes that the grandson doesn’t actually exist, and Merlin is simply using his vampire magic to make himself look younger.
occasionally, Merlin makes them drive him to a lake. he calls the lake Freya and talks to it like it’s a real, living person. he told the teens once that one of his old lives is in Freya’s lake, and he’s waiting for it to come back. the teens don’t really like going to the lake.
one day, the teens go to visit Merlin but find him gone. his “grandson” is there, though, grinning at them just like the old man did. exactly like the old man did. he introduces them to a blonde man named Arthur and a woman named Freya. all three of them look like they just crawled out of a lake.
this is absolutely the MOST valid hc and I love it thank you
Whoaaaa this one popped off
Heyy it’s still 100% okay if you want to talk to someone about you’re struggles, it actually helps and it doesn’t necessarily mean they’re fake!
Oh most definitely! My intention with this comic was to express some of my own self talk. I should have been more clear! Asking for help isn’t attention seeking.
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me looking at modern art: its ok but where is the fear of god?
If you have not made God terrifyingly aware that you are also a creator, is it really art? :/
hey! since we’re very close to pride month, friendly reminder to use cishet instead of straight! let’s not forget about straight trans people!
But also remember that if you say “cishet” as a sneaky way to imply “asexuals” I will sneak into your house and pour milk in your shoes
Oh THIS is why I’ve been getting anon hate these past few days
Pour something worse than milk
Nah, they already promised
For anyone trying to exclude my Aro friends tho, nobody ever said how old the milk had to be :)
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